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man that's the longest i've ever had to hold my breath , thanks C
now for a joke:
the old toothless drunk came into the bar that night, just a grinning from ear to ear. bartender ask" dam what are you so happy about ?"
drunk replyed "last night on my way home i was walking down the rail-road tracks, and just like in the movies, there was this women tied to the tracks. so i untied her and took her home. that night we made love all over the house, in the kitchen, the bathroom, sometimes she was on top and sometimes i was on top, it was wonderfull." well congratulations said the bartender, was she good looking ?"
drunk replyed " i don't know i haven't found her head yet"
now for a joke:
the old toothless drunk came into the bar that night, just a grinning from ear to ear. bartender ask" dam what are you so happy about ?"
drunk replyed "last night on my way home i was walking down the rail-road tracks, and just like in the movies, there was this women tied to the tracks. so i untied her and took her home. that night we made love all over the house, in the kitchen, the bathroom, sometimes she was on top and sometimes i was on top, it was wonderfull." well congratulations said the bartender, was she good looking ?"
drunk replyed " i don't know i haven't found her head yet"