Name that casket contest

[kaptinkaos]

The next casket creation is in the works and I want you to help name it. I have the Cremator as the name of the Casket-que, now I am building a casket with a double kegerator and ice chest. I want suggestions on names. If your name is chosen, you will receive a KFC grab bag which includes a KFC T-Shirt (pick your size from S-XXL), KFC Magnet, Bumper Sticker and some other interesting items. Send me an PM or post it here with your casket name suggestion. This contest will run through August 15th, the top five suggestions will be voted on, then a winner will be announced the first week of September.

Here is the casket now.

[Haroldfromhell]

How about "Last Call"? You know, assuming it will be alcoholic drinks resting in the casket!

[kshearsedriver]

The Chiller seems to fit nicely next to The Cremator

[Riff Raff]

The Body Cooler because what it despenses will cool a body.

The Deceased Dispenser(Despensory) sounds cool too.

[Scary Guy]

I'd just call it the ice chest.

"where are the drinks?"

"over there in the ice chest"

"where is the ice chest?, I don't see it"

"You see that casket in front of you?"

"Yeah?"

"THAT'S THE ICE CHEST!"

It's kind of shaped like a long cooler anyhow.

However you could put a really large over elaborate lock on it and call it "The Meat Locker".

"Cold Storage" was always a favorite term of mine as well. "Cold Case" works very well too.

[Double D]

The Body Tap

[kaptinkaos]

Thanks for all the names so far, I have a few dozen from here, my site, MySpace, etc. Only one duplicate, that is amazing to me. Keep them coming if you got them.

[dead ed]

Paint Embalming Fluid next to the taps.