So, I was thinking.....

[Custom Coffin Works]

[QUOTE=STODD;35123]It'll still be a boat anchor on wheels.../QUOTE] Edited to be more friendly

[Custom Coffin Works]

FORD
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data
PINTO: Please, It's Not Too Odious!
PINTO: Pyrotechnics Inevitable; No Timer Onboard
PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often
Ford Pinto: Flaming Oven Roasted Driver-Passengers Incinerated Nine Times Over
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
Found on repairman's doorstep
Found on rack daily
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Full Of Rust Deposits
F**KING OLD RETARDED DRIVER
Ford Focus....Ford F**ck Us
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
F***ed Over Road Disaster!
F***ing Oakey's Really Dig'em
F**king Old Retarded Dudes
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
For Old Retired Drunks
Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Here's another good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Relies On Family
First On Recall Day
For Off Road Driving
Fireball On Rear Damage
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fault Of R & D
MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
F***ed On Raw Deal
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Found O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fork Over Remaining Dough
F**king Owners Really Dumb
F***ed On Race Day
(F)illped (O)ver (R)esevation (D)ecoration
(F)**ked (O)ver (R)ebuilt (D)iahatsu
For Old Retired Dutchmen
Found On Road Draggin
Frickin Old Ragged Dumpster
Fu**ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
First On Repair Day
FORD Owners Really Dumb
From Our Reject Department
LTD = Load of Trash from Detroit

There...all better now...

[pyro]

With the right gears in the rear, that boat will rock. I have a 63 Cad 4 door with 2.71 gears. It is a turd. Had a 63 cad with 3.21 gears. Made a world of difference. Much better. Can hardly wait to see what the 3.77 gears in the 63 MM will do. The motors in the 63 Cad are all 390's.

BTW, I'm a GM guy all the way. Fuck ford.

[tonytheskin]

Im a Ford guy married to a Chevy girl and she had me post this


Hey opposites attract

[Scary Guy]

Flipped over riding dumpster. (heard it from my friend Bo years ago in highschool).

My first car was a 1986 Ford Topaz... It was a graduation present... I GAVE IT BACK!

[Psychoholic]

Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Chews Heads, Eats Valves, Races Only Little Electric Trains

I've got no brand loyalty - I just hate seeing old fords with smallblock chevy's in them (I do hate 350's for some reason)