Looking for my first hearse to buy a.s.a.p. in Alabama

[demighoul]

Hello everyone! My name is Demighoul Girl and I live in North Alabama. I am in search of my first hearse to buy. I am a pro dominatrix by trade and I am one of those 80's Gothic chicks And yes, I am available for dating too if you would like to take me out in your hearse ! I am looking for a hearse that will be a running vehicle to use for transportation not just a toy or project car. I would be willing to travel to buy if I find a good deal. My number is 256-227-2094 and please leave a message as it is for voice mails only and I will return your call. When leaving a message please state the nature of your call that you are calling about a hearse or I may not return it as I get tons of calls! If my mail box is full please call back again in a while.
XOXOXOXO!!! nice to know some fellow serious hearse enthusiasts!
Demighoul

[Boogeyman Con Carne]

What are your preferences in a hearse? What sort of budget are you working with? And how far would you travel? Should be plenty of them around you, but lots of them here too...