looking for a old pair LANDAU STRAIGHT BARS FOR MY MOTORCYCLE

[Andy Chainsaw Jacobson]

IM BUILDING A HEARSE INSPIRED 79 IRONHEAD SPORTSTER , IM LOOKING FOR A OLD SET OF STRAIGHT LANDAU BARS , NOT CURVED !!!!! NEW SETS ARE WAY TO MUCH !!! ALSO LOOKING FOR 2 REAR FENDERS , OFF A HEARSE OR OLDER CAR LIKE MID TO LATE 50S OR EARLY 60S THAT HAVE A BIG FIN ON THE BACK , IM BUILDING A REAR FENDER WITH A BIG FIN TO PUT LANDAU BARS ON EACH SIDE WITH A PAIR OF PURPLE SCONCE LIGHTS ON EACH SIDE , SO NEED BOTH RIGHT AND LEFT FENDERS TO CUT THE OUTSIDE FIN OFF OF TO PUT BOTH OUTER SIDES TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE FIN !!!!! MY EMAIL IS pryor256@comcast.net or acoolcorpse@yahoo.com my home phone is 717 749 3923 !!! everyone knows me as CHAINSAW ! IM IN WAYNESBORO PA 17268 .....
iVE OWNED 2 HEARSES , A 76 SUPERIOR ENDLOADER , THAT HAD THE CASKET TABLE REMOVED IN THE BACK , I HAD A BED SET UP IN HER , AND WOULD SLEEP IN THE BACK , ON MY WEEKEND JOB , WORKED 2 16HR SHIFTS AND 1 8 HR SHIFT , HAD SOME WEIRD FRIGGIN DREAMS IN THE BACK OF THAT COACH !!!!! NEXT WAS A 79 SUPERIOR ENDLOADER , IM HUNTING FOR A ANOTHER LATE 60S OR EARLY 70S M & M COACH !!! MY SONS MIDDLE NAMES ARE MILLER & METEOR ! NO JOKE EITHER !

[hotroddwayne]

If all you need is rear fenders to make this thing & decorate it with hearse parts, all you need is the fenders off any passenger car. The 1950 - 1953 Cadillac rear fenders are all basically the same from a passenger car vs. a hearse. Maybe I should shut up now but I hate to see you put all that time & effort into a chick bike dude, when all's said & done it's still just a Sportster & 1950's Cadillac rear fenders are as long as your entire bike... no joke. Here's a pic of the rear fender on my 1951 Superior for an example...

[Scary Guy]

I don't mean to be a dick, well maybe I do but I really am trying to help.

[Andy Chainsaw Jacobson]

A CHICK BIKE , NOT ! SPORTSTERS HAVE BEEN KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES SINCE THE 50S

THE SPORTSTER HAS BEEN KICKING THE ASS OF BIG TWINS SINCE ITS INCEPTION IN THE EALRY 50'S MAN !!!!! THEY ARE MORE NIMBLE , MORE POWER TO WHEIGHT RATIO , AND MORE SPEED THEN ANY BIGTWIN IN FACT THATS HOW THE EVO NOW WAS CREATED , BY TAKING A IRONHEAD AND REFINING THE PUSHRODS AND REWORKING THE HEADS AND ROCKER BOXES , INFACT IF YOU TAKE A IRONHEAD 100 XLH AND PUT EVO HEADS AND ROCKERS ON ITS WORKS WITH ALMOST NO MACHINING INVOLVED ! ALL OF HARLEYS WINS ON THE TRACK HAVE BEEN ON A SPORTY IN BOTH RACE AND DRAG CIRCUTS , IN FACT AMERICAS ONLY WINNING BIKE HAS BEEN THE SPORTSTER , AND YES THAT FIN IS IS NOT WHAT IM LOOKING FOR , MORE LATE 50S , MORE OR LESS THE FIN NOT THE WHOLE FENDER ! AND SPORTYS GET WAY BETTER GAS MILES TOO !!!!!!

[hotroddwayne]

ALSO LOOKING FOR 2 REAR FENDERS , OFF A HEARSE OR OLDER CAR LIKE MID TO LATE 50S OR EARLY 60S THAT HAVE A BIG FIN ON THE BACK

Ok, my bad... i just read your post looking for rear fenders, somewhere i missed you only want fins now but see you want to cut the fins off & graft them together or something like that. Yea the Sportys kicked ass on oval dirt tracks. They HAVE to get good gas mileage because they have that girly little "peanut" gas tank. They're nimble because they're small in comparison to any other Harley model. Don't preech to the choir man, I've rode for years (Superglide, Lowrider custom, & Fat boy) & at poker runs we always got a laugh seeing a 6 foot, 200lb. dude clad in leather riding up on a Sporty... we'd ask "What's that bike gonna be when it grows up?" Lighten up man... Sportsters have ALWAYS been & always WILL be referred to as the "chick bike" by any self-respecting biker types, nothing I can do about that. Sportys have their reputation and we can't change that, that's why they're hard to sell & have no resale value. Here's a sharp '77 Sporty I took on trade 4 years ago for a hotrod I was selling, totally redone but worthless... these were known as "double trouble"... meaning it's a fucking junk AMF & a Sportster. That's what they're called around here anyways.

[Highbars]

Sportsters are quick and lite and I don't think they are a chick bike however alot of women do ride them due do the lite weight... But everyone knows that due to their size they are called "PIGLETS" In my day I have come across some mean assed damn Piglets....

CAST-IRON RULES---The rest just make a pretty fire.....