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    I noticed something while taking a dump. There was no toilet paper in a 20 mile radius of me. What is the best approach.
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    Say FUCK IT, pull up your pants and continue on with your day.
    0.00%
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    hop around with your pants around your ankles as you look for paper
    5.56%
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    yell for help
    11.11%
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    use a sustitute, towel, wash rag, your shirt
    16.67%
    3
    get in the shower
    16.67%
    3
    use the cat.
    50.00%
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  • #2
    I'd use the cat ONLY IF he was clean from the last time I had to use him.

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    • #3
      Use someones scrapbook page they'd been working for days on.....or a copy of the Watchtower.

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      • #4
        (Note to self: Don't leave scrapbook stuff anywhere near the can)

        My stock answer to that one has always been "Sock." I can't tell ya how many times I've been struck suddenly in someplace where there's either no TP or that thin-n-lousy-TP that's about the same as using a bare hand anyway; and I'd rather finish the day with one bare foot gettin' irritated in a sweaty tennisshoe than have to spend a single second walkin' around un-wiped.

        "A Clean Hole Is A Happy Hole."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Sperry Chick View Post
          (Note to self: Don't leave scrapbook stuff anywhere near the can)

          My stock answer to that one has always been "Sock."
          I hardly ever wear socks in the summer unless I'm at work. Do you know how hard it is to wipe your ass with a flip-flop?

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          • #6
            Heaaaahahahahaaaaa!!! And just think of how hard it must be to get the flip-flop clean afterward! I can toss a sock in the garbage!

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            • #7
              "hahaha, he doesn't know how to use the shells..."

              Man, that cat is winning by an assload...

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              • #8
                Ya know, Cats always want to cuddle when you are in the bathroom, I thought that was why.

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                • #9
                  Shitty Kitty

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                  • #10
                    Well, if the cat can lick her own...

                    Oh, nevermind.

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