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I noticed something while taking a dump. There was no toilet paper in a 20 mile radius of me. What is the best approach.
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18Say FUCK IT, pull up your pants and continue on with your day.0.00%0hop around with your pants around your ankles as you look for paper5.56%1yell for help11.11%2use a sustitute, towel, wash rag, your shirt16.67%3get in the shower16.67%3use the cat.50.00%9 -
I'd use the cat ONLY IF he was clean from the last time I had to use him. -
Use someones scrapbook page they'd been working for days on.....or a copy of the Watchtower.Comment
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(Note to self: Don't leave scrapbook stuff anywhere near the can)
My stock answer to that one has always been "Sock." I can't tell ya how many times I've been struck suddenly in someplace where there's either no TP or that thin-n-lousy-TP that's about the same as using a bare hand anyway; and I'd rather finish the day with one bare foot gettin' irritated in a sweaty tennisshoe than have to spend a single second walkin' around un-wiped.
"A Clean Hole Is A Happy Hole."Comment
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I hardly ever wear socks in the summer unless I'm at work. Do you know how hard it is to wipe your ass with a flip-flop?Originally posted by Sperry Chick View PostComment
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Heaaaahahahahaaaaa!!! And just think of how hard it must be to get the flip-flop clean afterward! I can toss a sock in the garbage!Comment
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"hahaha, he doesn't know how to use the shells..."
Man, that cat is winning by an assload...Comment
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Ya know, Cats always want to cuddle when you are in the bathroom, I thought that was why.Comment
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Shitty KittyComment
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Well, if the cat can lick her own...
Oh, nevermind.Comment
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