There comes a a time.............

[StrayCat]

the only breaking you need to give me is breaking in for bareback riding!

[Vivian]

I'll go get my spurs and my whip. Be right over.

[StrayCat]

Whew. Well that was fun. Was it as good for you as it was for me?

[Vivian]

Yeah, sucks I broke my new whip though.

[StrayCat]

thats o.k. you broke ME

[Vivian]

You're welcome.

[StrayCat]

[Morella]

I want to thank you for giving me a chance to masturbate. When you're married to a truck driver, that sort of thing is really important. You either learn to masturbate really well or you pick up a girlfriend, which wouldn't be totally out of the question for me, especially if she wears spurs.

I suppose you could pick up a boyfriend, but masturbation lasts a lot longer.

[StrayCat]

I aim to please.lol. I think.

[StrayCat]

< sang to the the music of "white christmas"

I'm dreaming of a wet pussy
Just like the ones I used to eat,
When my cock stiffens,
And your pussy glistens
And that suprised look when i miss and hit your ass.........................

[Bob Kinee]

Oh what tangled webs we weave in our lovers quarrels.

[Morella]

What quarrels? This all just sounds like good sex to me.

-denise

[Bob Kinee]

What quarrels? This all just sounds like good sex to me.

-denise

i never get in on the good sex anymore, LOL!

[JaxStraw]

I suppose you could pick up a boyfriend, but masturbation lasts a lot longer.

You need another boyfriend then. My girlfriend starts complainning after a couple of hours how sore she is..

[StrayCat]

i never get in on the good sex anymore, LOL!

YOU"RE IN NEW JERSEY!!!!! With all of the STDs and shit going on up there there has GOT to be SOME good stuff going on....

I actually have a picture of myself in front of the " welcome to new jersey" sighn the have on the freeway. I am holding a peice of white posterboard that reads, " welcome to the asshole of the world". then we went back south because i refuse to go into new jersey. But at the same time i refuse to go to kentucky again either. You remember that trip to CW coach chase?....That fucking blowed. I broke down on the way there with one car in kentucky, and then broke fown again with a completely different car on the way back. ALMOST IN THE SAME SPOT!!