DIGANCHI!!!!

[StrayCat]

Wait!!!...I was trying to think of what that polara reminded me of, and now i remember....it's the body that looks like a rambler.lol

[60Buick]

No, he has a collection of the finest oxidized metal in all of north georgia.

The '58 belvedere they pulled out of the mud in Tulsa has less rust and it's been underwater for 50 years.
Today 02:22 PM

Yup, The Savoy came off Ebay and the pictures looked good. real good. The guy said the only problem was the fender needed some TLC and the head gasket blew so the head was in the trunk.

What we got was a car that had roof gutter for rockers and the roof wwas rusted off the car at the pillers. The only thing holding the roof on was the windshield. The trunk was not in the car nor was the head. The engine was a solid chunk of iron full of water. The tranny was full of metal, the trunk, one fender and the doors were completely beyong repair. The floors were gone and the car was patched with interior wall putty and house paint to look pretty.

I thought I could fix it until Diganchi dropped it off. I knew I was wrong after a closer look. We got hosed. I paid paypal for it and he went to get it. Combined we are out a grand or so.

The belveder is 100% rust free. It was originally a 4 door with 30,000 miles on it and a drunk redneck decieded to make an el camino. The parts needed from the Savoy to make the Belveder into a 2 door HT were solid so I did some cutting and welding using the Fury for measurments.

The Fury is completely covered in surface rust but it is very solid. There are just a few small holes here and there and the trunk floor needs to be replaced. The rockers are good as are the interior floors. The car is 99% complete after using the front seat from the Savoy. I have a fresh motor for it and the only missing items I need are the 2 carter 4 bbls and linkages. The car looks worse than the Savoy but they are a different animal all together. Any one with an assload of money can restore the Fury, the savoy was a lost cause

[Morella]

How do I talk her into bending my hands back until my wrists snap, handcuffing me, hitting me in the face until blood runs down my chin and all over my tits, shooting me up with an overdose of morphine, stroking my hair and telling me that she loves me while I pass out and die gently with my head in her lap?

Anybody else want to volunteer? It's not as easy as it sounds, but I would pay the right person.

Thats OK....you don't have to pay.

Do you know where to get the morphine? If not, I can get a bottle of
Oxycontin, but it takes about two hours to start working, so, not trying to top from the bottom, but you might want to have me take half a dozen before we get started, and it would probably take half a bottle afterward. You would also have to make damned sure that it ended my life. Catalepsy is possible, as it could temporarily stop my breathing and it may start again. Another idea is nitrous oxide, but it would have to be medical. Racing nitrous won't work.

The idea is not for me to suffer, but to use physical pain to bring all of my emotional pain to the surface, and then get rid of it for good, along with the physical pain that I have now, and to feel loved one more time before I'm gone. If I don't die, it starts all over again, only worse for whatever you break.

That's why I said that the job isn't easy.

-denise

[Morella]

BTW, I am quite serious about this, but don't contact me unless you're sure you can do it, because I have to write goodbye letters, get a legal waiver, etc.

-denise

[StrayCat]

Whatever happened to the good ole, " you put your mouth on the curb, and i'll use my size 10 and a half doc marten to stomp the back of your skull in"..........sorry, i am just a huge fan of get the fucking job overwith and go get some ice cream or something. I hate spending all fucking day on one task.

Then again maybe I just need to get laid. Whatever, sex, violence, all the same to me.

[Morella]

It has to be cathartic for me. I need that emotional shower, to cleanse away the pain, and I'm the annoying type of woman that you have to hold and talk to after sex, especially if you're going to end my life. I haven't been loved like that in 15 years, and I want it one more time before I go.

-denise

[StrayCat]

I would say something. I should say something. I have already been turned into the club "internet gigallo", so I think I am going to let self control take over this time.

But self contol goes clocks out at 6pm est, so that may very well change in about 2 hours.

[Bob Kinee]

Do I get your coach in the end of it all Morella....heeheehee, cuz thats I really need. All of the other stuff is easy.

[Psychoholic]

Damn Denise, that is a well put together plan. I have always maintained the position 'person only dies once, it should be memorable'.

What you seek is a 'beautiful death'.

"Arcadian, I've fought countless times, yet I've never met an adversary who could offer me what we Spartans call "A Beautiful Death." I can only hope, with all the world's warriors gathered against us, there might be one down there who's up to the task.
"

[StrayCat]

You know, I wonder if that is what those " human bomb" muslims use as their collective mentallity as well. Now I am curious.....

[Needles]

Ganci got owned on that deal. PWNT!!!!!

[Morella]

I appreciate the offer, I really do, but things have been better today, or maybe the last couple of days (I can't ever remember what day it is), and an old friend has talked me into wanting to live. When I got married, she said that she never wanted to see me again because I was being stupid (a different discussion), but another friend talked her into it. She did injure my wrist, but that's OK. I have my narcotics, so I guess I can just say that part of the plan worked out, and I'll be happy with that. I got hurt, handcuffed, healed, held, and a sweet "I love you". Maybe I'll see her again, now that I'm alone so much.

You're right though, Chris. It would have been a beauiful death. It would be much more beautiful with a woman who loved me, but as I just learned, she is going to be the one who won't let me die. It's a Catch-22.

-denise

[spastic_chicken]

Maybe you're just Bi-Polar?

[Morella]

Or bi-curious? In all of the AASECT stuff that I dug through, that term never came up, so I still don't know exactly what it means. Maybe somebody who wants to experiment?

Anyway, my friend suggested an alternative to my plan. She said to do everything the same, except instead of me dying at the end, just have the person give me enough to put me out for 8 hours of good sleep...no Benadryl or Unisom that leaves you feeling like shit the next day, but maybe a little Valium(tm) and codeine to geet the pain out of the way. That way the emotional anguish gets cured, and I'm still around to enjoy it. Now that I am doing OK, it makes perfect sense. I got the impression that she was willing to do it.

[Psychoholic]

*random bump for zero reason*