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Heard this today, thought I'd share....
Boston police today reported finding a body in the Charles River.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption.
He was described as wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink wig, a strap-on dildo, a Patriot's jersey, and had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.
The police graciously removed the Patriot's jersey to spare the family unnecessary embarrassment.
Boston police today reported finding a body in the Charles River.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption.
He was described as wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink wig, a strap-on dildo, a Patriot's jersey, and had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.
The police graciously removed the Patriot's jersey to spare the family unnecessary embarrassment.
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