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Which of the following primates has the biggest penis?
Chimpanzee
Gorilla
Human
Spider Monkey
Orangutan
Gerald Ford
Anybody want to take a guess?
Chimpanzee
Gorilla
Human
Spider Monkey
Orangutan
Gerald Ford
Anybody want to take a guess?
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Don't know why I looked it up!
Humans do, with respect to body size, but an elephant's can be SIX AND A HALF FEET LONG!!!!! It's true, I read it here:http://www.dailygut.com/index.php?i=2916 -
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Yup, it's humans. Whether or not Gerald Ford has the longest, I don't know, nor would I admit it if I did. I wouldn't want to end up like Monica Lewinski, still enjoying her 15 minutes of fame, and with a synonym for oral sex named after her (as in giving someone a Lewinski).
BTW, do you know where I can borrow an elephant? Woo-hoo!
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LOL anyway size does not matter....Comment
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Tell that to my wife....LOL anyway size does not matter....Comment
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Tell that to a female elephant.
LOL anyway size does not matter....
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Speaking of which....
A horney Rat met a female Elephant at the zoo and after some time convinced her to let him mount her. Just as the Rat "put it in", a bee stung the Elephant
"OOOOWWWWW" screamed the Elephant, to which the Rat replied...
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