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    Which of the following primates has the biggest penis?

    Chimpanzee
    Gorilla
    Human
    Spider Monkey
    Orangutan
    Gerald Ford

    Anybody want to take a guess?

  • #2
    Don't know why I looked it up!

    Humans do, with respect to body size, but an elephant's can be SIX AND A HALF FEET LONG!!!!! It's true, I read it here:http://www.dailygut.com/index.php?i=2916

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    • #3
      ROFLMA.. Ya I just used teen speak, so what!

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      • #4
        Yup, it's humans. Whether or not Gerald Ford has the longest, I don't know, nor would I admit it if I did. I wouldn't want to end up like Monica Lewinski, still enjoying her 15 minutes of fame, and with a synonym for oral sex named after her (as in giving someone a Lewinski).

        BTW, do you know where I can borrow an elephant? Woo-hoo!

        -denise

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        • #5
          LOL anyway size does not matter....

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          • #6
            LOL anyway size does not matter....
            Tell that to my wife....

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            • #7
              Originally posted by msc0nduct View Post
              LOL anyway size does not matter....

              REALLY

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Double D View Post
                Tell that to my wife....



                TMI

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by msc0nduct View Post
                  ROFLMA.. Ya I just used teen speak, so what!
                  i prefer "lollerskate" myself

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ryan_ricks View Post
                    i prefer "lollerskate" myself
                    OMG! wdtm?

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                    • #11

                      LOL anyway size does not matter....

                      Tell that to a female elephant.

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                      • #12
                        Speaking of which....

                        A horney Rat met a female Elephant at the zoo and after some time convinced her to let him mount her. Just as the Rat "put it in", a bee stung the Elephant
                        "OOOOWWWWW" screamed the Elephant, to which the Rat replied...
                        "Suffer, Bitch"

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