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  • #16
    Only if you're her only hole in one.

    If there are flashlights for when it's dark, are there flashdarks for when it's light?

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    • #17
      Yes, and you can buy them at Walmart for $50.

      If people ride in hearses when they die, where do hearses ride in when they die?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Vampirate_Maiden View Post
        Yes, and you can buy them at Walmart for $50.

        If people ride in hearses when they die, where do hearses ride in when they die?

        our lives




        why is it called a hot water heater?

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        • #19
          If you lived in Tucson, you wouldn't have to ask that.

          What do you think of the rectum, as a hole?

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          • #20
            Um, exit only!

            How much wood would a wood chuch chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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            • #21
              A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.



              Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

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              • #22
                how do people from kentucky celebrate halloween?

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                • #23
                  by wearing their underpants on their heads.

                  Why do you call it a chicken "Breast" when chickens don't have nipples?

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                  • #24
                    Because their thighs aren't sexy enough.

                    Why do a man's hands turn into claws when he's trying to get you turned on?

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                    • #25
                      Because we are evil bastards.

                      What do you do with a drunken sailor, drunken sailor, drunken sailor; What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the mornin'?

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                      • #26
                        Take a picture of them with a Flash.

                        Would rather be the Flash or the Invisible Man/woman and why?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by laidbackryder View Post
                          how do people from kentucky celebrate halloween?

                          PUMP_KIN

                          flash, save on gas and
                          and get there faster


                          invisible man, i'm a perv-pro vert


                          why cant women aviators fly up side down?

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                          • #28
                            We don't have the plumbing for it.

                            Why did the pervert cross the road?

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                            • #29
                              why cant women aviators fly up side down?

                              no, they will have crack up !!!!

                              and would it be to have sex w/ the chicken???? on the next one??

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by laidbackryder View Post

                                and would it be to have sex w/ the chicken???? on the next one??

                                Close. It's because his dick was stuck in the chicken.


                                Do fish ever get thirsty?

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