Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers

[AdamKane]

Yes I disagree.
Whose shoes are these?

[Morella]

No, having a beautiful woman look into your eyes and say, "I love you, but I own you", then turn you over her knee and spank you until your panties are wet is what it's all about.

Could anybody possibly disagree?

[VAMP3D]

Yes, but only if you remember to leave the two hubcaps on the same side.

Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

[StrayCat]

Nope. Just getting comfortible with the inevitable.


If you live in a trailer, do you need to rotate the tires on it?

[Vampirate_Maiden]

Of course you did, and you KNOW IT!

I like graveyards. Am I spooky?

[dead ed]

Sure, post pics.
Did I really say post pics?

[Flymanj3]

EL had a good question so I'll make it a better question,

"Thong, Bikini, G-string or fullback?"

To look at - Thong
To wear - G-string


Wanna see pics????

[Riff Raff]

They turn into Butterfrogs.

EL had a good question so I'll make it a better question,

"Thong, Bikini, G-string or fullback?"

[Elvirathehearse]

Guess it depends on whos moon you are under, thong or grannie panties.......lol

Where do butterflies go when it rains?

[Vampirate_Maiden]

Actually, its the other way around. You'd want to protect your hand against MY ass! Because if you put your hand anywhere near it, you won't have a hand anymore!

If you stay in the sun for too long, you get sunburn. What happens if you stay under the moon for too long?

[Riff Raff]

Because nylon doesn't rust and it won't protect your ASS from my HAND like steel would.

Why would you want to protect your ass from my hand in the first place?

[Morella]

They were named by a hermaphrodite.

What's the point in nylon being stronger than steel when steel panties don't turn most people on (just a few of us).

[VAMP3D]

17

Why is a bra singular, but panties come in pairs?

[StrayCat]

Black and blue, and for some odd reason, usually in the shape of a doorknob.......


Why is it that all people who are full of themselves, have nothing to be proud of at all?

[Vampirate_Maiden]

Well, I find they do make good test subjects for...things.

What is the color of love?