Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers

[StrayCat]

work

Is there a realistic purpose for liberals?

[Morella]

What does a woman do sitting down, a man do standing up, and a dog with one leg up in the air?

[Morella]

why cant women aviators fly up side down?

no, they will have crack up !!!!

So will men...especially gay men.

Now as to the handbasket question...because they're made of Styx.

[EternalCombustion]

Has anyone ever seen a pink Wookie?

Yep, He is the Governor of California.

Why is a handbasket always the fastest way to go to hell?

[Vampirate_Maiden]

Fish get thirsty all right...thirsty for BLOOD!
And if Geese fly high enough, they sure do.

Has anyone ever seen a pink Wookie?

[ryan_ricks]

do geese see god?

[EternalCombustion]

and would it be to have sex w/ the chicken???? on the next one??

Close. It's because his dick was stuck in the chicken.


Do fish ever get thirsty?

[laidbackryder]

why cant women aviators fly up side down?

no, they will have crack up !!!!

and would it be to have sex w/ the chicken???? on the next one??

[Morella]

We don't have the plumbing for it.

Why did the pervert cross the road?

[laidbackryder]

how do people from kentucky celebrate halloween?

PUMP_KIN

flash, save on gas and
and get there faster


invisible man, i'm a perv-pro vert


why cant women aviators fly up side down?

[Riff Raff]

Take a picture of them with a Flash.

Would rather be the Flash or the Invisible Man/woman and why?

[HearseHaunter]

Because we are evil bastards.

What do you do with a drunken sailor, drunken sailor, drunken sailor; What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the mornin'?

[Morella]

Because their thighs aren't sexy enough.

Why do a man's hands turn into claws when he's trying to get you turned on?

[dieseldiva]

by wearing their underpants on their heads.

Why do you call it a chicken "Breast" when chickens don't have nipples?

[laidbackryder]

how do people from kentucky celebrate halloween?