Well, finally ran into one today at the flea market – a guy with a Hearse bug up his ass!!!
Thing is, he was an X-hearse owner, where I think a lot of his problems stem from. First, he must have seen us (wife & I) pull in and park, then took the effort to kept an eye on us until we got to his booth.
“You the Caddy driver? He asked. Once I said ya, he went off on how useless, expensive, hard to get rid of , etc., etc. a hearse is. As he proceeded to tell me how a cracked windshield cost him over $900 (a number of years ago), and when he was selling it “Only 2 people looked at it” and how he took a killing on it.
I told him I didn’t care, I didn’t buy it to make money or anything, I bought it ‘cause I WANTED to.
He then started on how people think you’re a freak or something, and I told him people called me a freak LONG before I got the Hearse… “but now you advertise it” … “ah, and your point is?”
“Ya, and I bet the gas mileage sucks” he said. I then told him if I wanted good mileage, I’d get a Prius, at which time he started on Limos… at which time my wife said “You’re a Dick”, and walked away.
Anyway, found a decent condition “John/Jane Doe” casket (cheap County burial type) at the Flea market for $200 – good thing I had the Hearse with me… if that make me a Freak....... GOOD !!!!
Thing is, he was an X-hearse owner, where I think a lot of his problems stem from. First, he must have seen us (wife & I) pull in and park, then took the effort to kept an eye on us until we got to his booth.
“You the Caddy driver? He asked. Once I said ya, he went off on how useless, expensive, hard to get rid of , etc., etc. a hearse is. As he proceeded to tell me how a cracked windshield cost him over $900 (a number of years ago), and when he was selling it “Only 2 people looked at it” and how he took a killing on it.
I told him I didn’t care, I didn’t buy it to make money or anything, I bought it ‘cause I WANTED to.
He then started on how people think you’re a freak or something, and I told him people called me a freak LONG before I got the Hearse… “but now you advertise it” … “ah, and your point is?”
“Ya, and I bet the gas mileage sucks” he said. I then told him if I wanted good mileage, I’d get a Prius, at which time he started on Limos… at which time my wife said “You’re a Dick”, and walked away.
Anyway, found a decent condition “John/Jane Doe” casket (cheap County burial type) at the Flea market for $200 – good thing I had the Hearse with me… if that make me a Freak....... GOOD !!!!
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