Can my life get any worse?

[Morella]

Last night, some dumbass tried to shoot the rear window out of my hearse with a pellet gun again. That wouldn't have worked anyway because it's Lexan, but they missed the window and hit the edge of the car...what's one more little dent to fix? I didn't have the cover on it because I was working on it, so I just pushed the rest of the cars back and put it inside the fence. Tonight, when it's cooler, I'll attach plywood to the gates. To make things worse, though, they shot at the back glass of my Chrysler, which was almost mint condition, and put a skip mark in it.

I have a nice long USB camera and some kickass monitoring software, so I'm going to put the first camera up tonight also. If they're in a car and the passenger is shooting, I'll get the license plate.

This used to be a nice neighborhood. I want a few acres in Texas, where you can shoot somebody just for being on your property, if you post it.

[STODD]

You don't even have to post it in Florida. We have a shoot first law. Makes one feel good living here(that's about the only thing, tho).

[StrayCat]

You don't even have to post it in Florida. We have a shoot first law. Makes one feel good living here(that's about the only thing, tho).

Yeah it's called the "stand your ground law." Florida and one other state had it first, then last year Georgia and 1 other state adopted it. I may sound slightly homicidal, but I look forward to being able to use this law.

[randyaz]

...yet another reason god made oklahoma

[Highbars]

you only need a law if you are going to tell someone about it....

[musikill]

Up till the late seventies a plausable defense in court in the state of Texas was, "Your Honor, the man just needed killing."

Giddy up.

[STODD]

...yet another reason god made oklahoma

The first being so Texas doen't fall off the map, right?

I mean, Oklahoma really does suck...




*edit for spelling

[EvilManor]

The first being so Tewas doen't fall off the map, right?

I mean, Oklahoma really does suck...

I've yet to meet an Okie that likes that joke....lol.

[jlprigmore]

I've lived in Oklahoma all my life and it sucks,but its freakin disney land compared to Jersey!

[Morella]

I'm putting up networked security cameras, but what I really want is to get the fuck out of this state, this marriage, and this life.

[EvilManor]

I'm putting up networked security cameras, but what I really want is to get the fuck out of this state, this marriage, and this life.

Ahhhh the grass is always greener on the other side, but remember that grass needs mowing too.

[missghoulina]

If it makes you feel better, I got robbed this weekend. I love Volkswagons, and the ease with which they are broken into, so my purse and the purses of two other people can be stolen.

FROM THE TRUNK.

Thanks, Volkswagon!

Assholes.

Ugh.

[randyaz]

I've yet to meet an Okie that likes that joke....lol.

yep...we prefer.... Oklahoma is windy because Kansas sucks and Texas blows....

[Highbars]

I really want is to get the fuck out of this state, this marriage, and this life.

Use Mr. Crane... Load your shit and split......People do it all the time....But just because it will be different doesn't mean it will be better......

[Morella]

I can't get a divorce. It would be too complicated, and I can't support myself anymore. I should have thought twice about marrying a man who had children...I was thinking that they turn 18 and they're out of the house, but we're still paying child support on the 19-year-old, and the 17-year-old is either going to stay here or go through five years of college that we will have to pay for.

All I can say is, if you're thinking about having children, think twice, and good luck. It's not 18 years of hell...it's the rest of your life. They don't just grow up and go away.

Fuck, nobody ever believes me about anything. I don't know why I'm wasting my time.