Michael Jackson just died!

[Morella]

Maybe I'm just too old-fashioned, but I though that running out of gas was an excuse for a fuck without having to shell out a ring for it. Maybe that's why I don't have any rings.

I skipped over a lot of it, mainly because there was no Cleveland Plain-Dealer over her head, or a castle. I was expecting more.

Oh well...not that I give a shit about them anyway, but I had girls, so this doesn't make them any safer.

Does anyone miss Michael Jackson, aside from the Ignited Negro College Fund who were counting on his donation?

-denise (species: Jacksonus Doangiveafuckacus)

[Highbars]

I now know there is God,.... Thank you Jesus..... Thank you Lord....Amen.
This concludes the service...... Throw the carcass in the ditch somewhere the coyotes will take of it....... Damn Kidfucker.....

[rum_runner69]

's fire truck

http://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/6295140

also some of his other stuff

http://www.liveauctioneers.com/catalog/18624

[Custom Coffin Works]

Don't get me wrong...The guy (lose term there) is a douch! Better off dead. The stuff he did would have gotten you locked up and then raped with a broom handle in prison! He bought his way out just like all these "A" listers. I think karma took away his world after he f'd up with the Jesus juice.

[StrayCat]

**BREAKING NEWS**

It is reported that being since "MJ" was 90% plastic at time of death, that his body is to be melted down into lego blocks so the kids can play with HIM for a change!

[Morella]

MY GOD people have called me some shit on facebook and myspace....alot of nasty messages.......well, guess what. Fuck YOU. This is going to be my statement on the subject, and I stand by it 100%. This is my exerpt from my facebook page.....enjoy.

I have no respect for anyone (dead or alive) that would do those things to people. If you do, then you are no better than they are. Bottom line. And god help the people who defend this shit. These are the types of people where, if I walked up and shot them in the face with a gun, they would blame it on the gun, and not me. My kingdom for a well rounded public education.......Jesus lizard. I am almost to the point where I hope Iran or N.Korea nuke us. We have become a country where fucking up is not only ACCEPTED, but ENCOURAGED. It may very well be time to take out the trash...............

What in the fuck are you talking about?

[Highbars]

he doesn't like pedophiles or people who try to justify their behavior.
Or maybe he is talking about the doctors who made him look white.
It fits for either one.

[StrayCat]

he doesn't like pedophiles or people who try to justify their behavior.
Or maybe he is talking about the doctors who made him look white.
It fits for either one.

Thank you for the translation, not that I am so sure why it was needed, lol...but ty regardless!

[HellCat]

Born a black man died a white woman! LOL

[STODD]

Well since we are talking about Michael Jackson!

As Stray Cat eluded to:
It has been suggested to MJ's family that he be cremated.
Because of the extreme amount of plastic surgery he had,
the thought is that he'll melt and could be turned into a Lego set.
Now children would have a chance to play with him, instead of the other way around...

It has been comfirmed that he died from food poisoning.
The coroner found a set of 10 year old nuts in his mouth...

You know, he did not have a heart attack.
He was in the children's ward having a stroke...

For you Michael Jackson fans:
I'm sorry to hear about your loss, I know how much he touched you when you were little...

Also McDonalds has decided to introduce the McMichael Burger,
It consists of 50 yr old meat in between two 10 yr old buns...

Early rumors had Michael having died at Wienerschnitzel.
Supposedly, he choked on a 9 year old wiener...

Instead of being melted down into Lego's,
they are thinking of melting him down into plastic bags.
That way he'll remain white and still be harmfull to children...

And last and most distasteful:
Whats the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?









wait for it.




























































Acne at least waits till you're 13 to come on your face!






















*I am so going to hell*

[Highbars]

*I am so going to hell*

You forgot to say "Giddy-up"

[STODD]

You forgot to say "Giddy-up"

I was thinking more along the line of "Yeehaw!"

[Psychoholic]

"The following is a list of results from the Michael Jackson autopsy. Some results are disturbing.

It is reported that the King of Pop was basically starving himself, eating barely one meal a day and working a grueling rehearsal schedule for his upcoming come-back tour, starting with fifty sold-out shows in London. Michael was emaciated.

There was no food found in his stomach only pain medication remnants and there were four injection sites where his doctor, cardiologist, Dr. Murry, is believed to have given him the final dose of Demerol which may have stopped his heart.

The doctor, who had only been treating Michael for 11 weeks, also made some serious mistakes with the resuscitation methods when he tried to revive him while still on the bed. It is common knowledge that CPR should be performed face-up on a hard surface. The public finds it difficult to believe that a trained doctor would make such a simple mistake.

Michael’s face had several plastic surgery scars and one side of his nose was completely gone, the other side was collapsed. His hair had fallen out and there was little left on his head but peach-fuzz and one completely bald spot from his prior fire accident on the Pepsi commercial set.

Reportedly there were other prescription narcotics in Michael’s home which were not prescribed to him and in addition, he paid over $100,000 for narcotics at a local pharmacy when he settled the account.

Jesse Jackson has spoken on the family’s behalf and said that the Jacksons insisted on a 2nd autopsy after the first team of doctors determined “no foul play”. They believe the doctor may have over medicated Michael so they attempted to contact the physician, Conrad Murray, M.D. but he did not return their calls. Although he contacted the police voluntarily, the family of the deceased is not pleased with the final result and will conduct their own investigation."

[Highbars]

I was thinking more along the line of "Yeehaw!"

Oh hell yeah that will work....

[60Crown]

"The Incredible Hulk" star Lou Ferrigno, who's been working out with Jackson for the past several months, said Jackson was focused on health.

"When he was with me, he wasn't different. He wasn't stoned. He wasn't high. He wasn't being aloof or speedy. Never talked about drugs," Ferrigno said. "I've never seen him take drugs. He was always talking about nutrition."


(snip)


Lou friggin' Ferrigno as a work out partner? MJ was what, 112 pounds? Details keep getting better and better!


Methinks Lou was concentration curling him.