Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So... next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists cells. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists by demonstrating they can look at nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islamic terrorists do not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorism sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America
So... next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists cells. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists by demonstrating they can look at nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islamic terrorists do not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorism sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America
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