Mark your calendar

[randyaz]

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.

So... next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists cells. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists by demonstrating they can look at nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islamic terrorists do not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorism sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America

[StrayCat]

Ouch

there are women around here I'd just assume kill myself rather than see with YOUR eyes much less mine, so not to sound unpatriotic, but I kind of see why they have that law......

[Psychoholic]

I've got to agree with Billy on this one - this is the durty souf, 1 in 10 women are worth seeing naked, and given the occupants of my neighborhood I'd just prefer they didn't.

[Scary Guy]

[60Buick]

I see two extremes to this idea and the bad cancels out the good ten fold.

I would love to see the lovely young woman across the street participate, she has a Jessica Simpson look going on and the body to match. I have friends that offer to work on the shit in my driveway just to watch her in her short shorts and white T shirt washing the car. I tend to do my yard work on those days as well.

The woman next door is a different story. She is the exact polar opposite. The fact that she has kids makes me gag a little. I can't believe someone got fucked up enough to screw that woman. She looks like the result of a hairy elephant fucking an alligator. I would honest to God rather fuck a farm pig in church on national TV while giving BJ's than see that woman naked for any lenth of time. She is that bad. I think suicide would be the only way to cleanse my brain of the image. This woman missed her calling, she should work a carnival and charge people to look at her.


And why is it the ugly one is the one that befriended my girlfriend! I can't get rid of her. Thats just what I want to see in my house when I come home, a homely fat woman with 3 teeth and her two 4 year old kids that both weigh 200 pounds each standing in my house.

[StrayCat]

I will honest to God fuck a farm pig in church on national TV while giving BJ's and see that woman naked for an extended lenth of time. She is that hot. I think making sweet sweet love to her would be the only way to cleanse my brain of the image. This woman missed her calling,those should be MY kids.

I think I just started a war.

[Morella]

Considering the Muslim rape laws, I kind of doubt this one.

Did you have to show that fat woman? I'll never be able to eat KFC again. No wait, I can't eat it now...corpse parts fried in 90w gear lube. It's Taco Bell I won't be able to eat anymore.

-denise