We're going to go to my grandparents and hang out.
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I went to the grocery store to get some stuff, and before I got through a couple of aisles, I began pouring out sweat, and I could barely stand up. I felt the urge to puke in a grocery bag, but I managed to get home. After some commode hugging, I fell over on the bathroom floor. I was so sick that all I could was to pull myself across the floor, an inch at a time. It took me about 30 minutes to reach the front door, and I was able to open the front door and call 911. I wrote a sign that said, "Do not take me to Carondelet", so they wouldn't do it if I passed out. That was where the four "security" guards dogpiled on me. I went to UMC, where they were nice, and the equipment was new. The EMTs actually recommended drinking beer, to get some carbs.
So, I missed out on the turkey, but at least I got some medicine, and some good advice, instead of being accused of using meth and bring warehoused for four days. It wasn't my best Thansgiving, but at least I have a six-pack of Guinness. It's better than stuffing, and that cranberry shit that's always shaped like the can that it comes in.
-denise
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