So....it's that time of year again......

[Morella]

Fuck that, I might not need them to give a woman pleasure but I sure as fuck need them to give myself pleasure.

That is what most men do best.

Everything after that part I didn't bother reading since you love to ramble

Moi? Ramble? Actually, if you look at just the last paragraph, it should be obvious why I am doing this. Sorry about the collateral damage.

[Morella]

My advice, to any man who is gay, or who has a personal relationship with his shotgun, is to get out more. Get rid of the red panties and wear some men's briefs, or bikinis, if you need to feel at home. Learn to breathe through your nose. Put on a shirt...preferably a clean shirt. Lose some weight. All you have to do to get a young woman to go home with you is to tell her that you like her, and ask her to. Was that so hard?

That part.

[Morella]

http://steakandbjday.com/

LMAO !

Is it really 1-1/2 inches thick, and a pound and a half?

[Dave Allison]