Needed: Smart Ass Remarks

[Highbars]

Just stare at them and don't say a word... reaction is priceless....maybe the long hair and beard add to the stare factor so it might not work for everyone...but I like it..

[Flymanj3]

I have a home made Urn (old lamp) I use when doing shows. Often asked if there is anyone in it.

"Not sure, it came with the car..... wanna take a look?

Haven't had any takers yet.

Guess this reply would work well with a casket, also.