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I been messing around and finally got around to cleaning out the haunted storage building that is formally my unnamed hearse. I decided to start driving it again, and looking for folks to meet up with.
I was on the verge of selling it. it scared me last time I tried to take her for a ride. the first and last time I drove the damn thing, I think the dimmer switch shorted out, but not sure. something caused the battery suddenly go dead at a stop light in front of a town cop and I had to nurse it to a pizza hut's exit side of their driveway followed by the town cop with light and whistles blowing, and a 2000 ford ranger driven by an old drunk guy and his drunk wife. when the cop tried to back his car up to block me in the parking spot the drunks tried to beat him there and the cop run over their truck....then they tried to start a fight with the cop. about 3 minutes later, I was surrounded by about 50 cops and and three lawyers.. the drunks called their son the lawyer, and he dragged along his drama queen 14yro daughter who was looking attention and nearly got arrested by the cops supervisor. soo needless to say I parked the bastered and a year later I let Mom's boyfriend drive it. well I ended up trying to sell it and a guy in an alligator custom work shirt and smelled like he and took a bath in aqua velva , showed up and started telling me it was too much work for anyone wanting to something to fix up....I knew the minute I saw him that he was not a hearse type, and would not be getting it.
Well I got her fired up, which was not very hard, but I ran out of gas sitting there playing around. I been looking an older hearse but there are not any that I can afford..come to think of it there are not many listed on the web for sale at all! so it looks like I'll just keep it and drive it while repair rust out spots and terrorize the locals.
I would like to find some other folks to meet up with that have an interest hearses.
I was on the verge of selling it. it scared me last time I tried to take her for a ride. the first and last time I drove the damn thing, I think the dimmer switch shorted out, but not sure. something caused the battery suddenly go dead at a stop light in front of a town cop and I had to nurse it to a pizza hut's exit side of their driveway followed by the town cop with light and whistles blowing, and a 2000 ford ranger driven by an old drunk guy and his drunk wife. when the cop tried to back his car up to block me in the parking spot the drunks tried to beat him there and the cop run over their truck....then they tried to start a fight with the cop. about 3 minutes later, I was surrounded by about 50 cops and and three lawyers.. the drunks called their son the lawyer, and he dragged along his drama queen 14yro daughter who was looking attention and nearly got arrested by the cops supervisor. soo needless to say I parked the bastered and a year later I let Mom's boyfriend drive it. well I ended up trying to sell it and a guy in an alligator custom work shirt and smelled like he and took a bath in aqua velva , showed up and started telling me it was too much work for anyone wanting to something to fix up....I knew the minute I saw him that he was not a hearse type, and would not be getting it.
Well I got her fired up, which was not very hard, but I ran out of gas sitting there playing around. I been looking an older hearse but there are not any that I can afford..come to think of it there are not many listed on the web for sale at all! so it looks like I'll just keep it and drive it while repair rust out spots and terrorize the locals.
I would like to find some other folks to meet up with that have an interest hearses.
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