Things chicks like about hearses?

[Zachary]

Ok, so I've got this newspaper article thing that is coming out here for HearseCon and just like last year they want me to come up with a top 5 list. This year they want a top 5 list of "things chicks like about hearses"

So I need some humorous suggestions that are funny, but family appropriate. Corny is good too, since people love that sort of thing. Ideas?

[STODD]

Chicks dig sick boys.

[Needles]

Chicks dig them because they are long, big and wide?

[Linnea]

Chicks dig shiny things.

mmm, 22 feet of chrome trim.

[EternalCombustion]

Because they have stiff ones in them.

I know, I know. But you said corny was ok.

But I guess that's not completly family friendly. So, Go ahead I deserve it.

[dead ed]

My wife said, so you have a place to put husbands, when you are through with them.

[randyaz]

they get horny in a hearse

[StrayCat]

It's sure as hell NOT a mini van.

[BIGEVIL]

Not matter where you go, you get noticed.

Why? Because we can!

Its still/was a very expensive Cadillac.

Being different is cool.

[Tweek's Turbos]

'Cause riding in Jimmybob's camaro gets old really fast.

No seatbelts make for some quality time.

Plenty of room to change clothes in back.

Wind windows.

[tonytheskin]

They like it cause you load it in the rear.

[Haunti]

Husbands don't complain about they way a chick drives when they're riding in the back.

[msc0nduct]

When the hearse is rockin, don't bother knocking. Hearses are just hot. period.

[VAMP3D]

Cuz there's a lot more room in the back of a hearse than in the backseats of, well...anything.

[59 hearse]

A lot of chicks like driving their own hearses