my past hearses

[hearseballer]

new to the board and thought id share the past hearse ive owned

81 caddi superior - ignore me standing next to it


87 caddi superior
before crash


after



88 caddi superior fwd on 17s


94 caddi krystal - nothin major done, flip down tv and dvd player. came with limo style powered divider


my last one- 92 cadillac federal .14" spokes, airbagged, could hop and 3 wheel
redid full interior in black and red crushed velvet

[tonytheskin]

damn

[mdeanr]

welcome aboard.........nice coaches.

[Zachary]

Damn! Good idea for a thread...past hearses!

You've got some nice ones there! I recognize the one in the ditch from the pics you sent me.

[hearseballer]

ya that was one of my favs. heard is was rare because if had a solid tan leather interior and the chopping block style floor. i got my eye on a 81 superior 3way i plan on dropping with air . and thx

[hearseballer]

few more shots of them

92


when it had black 20s


before i did the side walls in velvet


name plate i got off ebay. from some old funeral home (clark is my last name so i had to get it)


skull switch box i had to operate my airbags

[hearseballer]

now for more crash pics. accident was in sept 25 of04. was taking a friend home who was sleeping in the back. i fell asleep behind the wheel, drifted off the road into a ditch. hit a cement covert doing 45-50 they said. had a 1% chance of survival if i made it out of the car. 2 hours and 4 sets of jaws of life to get me out. im 6'6 and was roughly 400 pounds in a crushed fwd caddi. you do the math!

broke 7 ribs
broke right ankle and twisted it backwards 100 degrees
crushed all the top bones on my left foot
broke left wrist
2 teeth
blew my bottom lip apart
ripped liver almost completely into 2
exploded 2 out of the 3 inner layers of my aorta

[hearseballer]

once i was able to walk i went to the junkyard to see it. i ganked the steering wheel and body bag out of the bitch for suvineers

[kaptinkaos]

What happened to the guy in the back?

[hearseballer]

it was a girl, she crushed 1 or 2 vertibreas. dislocated both ankles i think, broke a thighbone. she got 50k for it

[HearseHaunter]

Damn dude. Looks like it was Ran over by a Tank. Can't believed anyone survived that.

[hearseballer]

yep. the real kicker is these photos were takin by the guys driveway i hit for insurance purposes to get the assholes drive fixed. i heard there pics with me still in the car too.

[Bob Kinee]

Damn man. You were lucky to come through that one.

I really like the 94. What ever happened to that?

[hearseballer]

the body was cracked along the frame. i put it on ebay and last i heard it went over seas back in service

[Bob Kinee]

What about the hydro hearse?