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    For those of you who didn’t already know, we would like to announce our impending wedding. Rather than trouble ourselves with invites to everyone who didn’t have prior notice we chose to announce it here. We are only giving two weeks’ notice and don’t expect any of you to show up, however, if you would like to it will be held on the 10th of May2008. Services will begin at 2:00PM
    There will be a small reception at the Martin household after the sevices.
    We don’t expect anything, your mere presence is a surprise itself, thus drive whatever and don’t feel compelled to bring stuff.
    Please note: If you just want to show up to start trouble, you ARE NOT welcome, sit your happy ass at home because I’d rather go to jail for beating you senseless with my bridal bouquet than deal with your BS on my wedding day.
    If you have any questions please call or PM Jeff (Hearsegod) or Jess (Luciferica). We will tell you the location when you RSVP...this is for crowd control reasons. Thanks in advance for your co-operation.

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    First of al I am glad you two are happy. Every pet should have a master. and as for crashing your party, I wouldn't waste my time or energy. I just wish you would LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. That is why I have tried to ignore your IM's and your text messages and your phone calls.
    I have no need or want for you or your drama in my life.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by HearseHaunter View Post
      First of al I am glad you two are happy. Every pet should have a master. and as for crashing your party, I wouldn't waste my time or energy. I just wish you would LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. That is why I have tried to ignore your IM's and your text messages and your phone calls.
      I have no need or want for you or your drama in my life.
      Actually, your the least of my worries, if you show up, you'll be escorted out by the nice police persons...I tried to be nice and contact you over things that might be of intrest to you, I won't bother again, trust me. As for your master/pet comment, kindly go fuck yourself with a broomstick. If you don't want drama, don't post on my happy thread with your whiny ass emo bullshit you fucking faggot bitch. Go hire a male hooker to take care of all that sexual agnst, or better yet go research getting a sex change, you act like a cunt, so maybe you should have one. I tried being nice, but quite frankly I hope you wrap that peice of shit hearse of yours around a phone pole and it explodes.

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      • #4
        congrats on the wedding jess and jeff. you 2 deserve to be happy!

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        • #5
          Anybody whos not happy for us can go fuck themselves ...(with a broomstick)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by hearsegod View Post
            Anybody whos not happy for us can go fuck themselves ...(with a broomstick)
            *giggles* I love you!

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            • #7
              i love you too baby

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              • #8
                looking forward to it hun.... the wedding not the broomstick
                Last edited by redneck_reaper; 04-23-2008, 09:57 PM. Reason: second thought

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by redneck_reaper View Post
                  looking forward to it hun.... the wedding not the broomstick
                  LMFAO!!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by redneck_reaper View Post
                    looking forward to it hun.... the wedding not the broomstick
                    That was cute as hell...

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                    • #11
                      Congrats!!!!You know Mac, the kids, and I will be there....I'm baking the cake remember! (you and your mom are decorating it)! I'll be weaing a black dress just for the ocassion!!LOL J/K The only broomstick I want to see is one you would jump over.........

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                      • #12
                        just making it clear....its bad enough i'm going to have an 8 pound child coming out of there in two months...really don't need anything else right now.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by deadbride View Post
                          Congrats!!!!You know Mac, the kids, and I will be there....I'm baking the cake remember! (you and your mom are decorating it)! I'll be weaing a black dress just for the ocassion!!LOL J/K The only broomstick I want to see is one you would jump over.........
                          Your baking my cake because your awesome, thanks so much!...Yes, black is the perfect color! Are we jumping the broom?..I'm willing if Jeff is able..*winks*

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                          • #14
                            Well I'm happy for them. Is a ball-gag an appropriate wedding gift?

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                            • #15
                              Thanks Scooby...

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