Not a fan of the gov at all but they are getting rediculous. Several weeks ago I got a child restraint ticket for my 3 year old. He was in his car seat and wearing his seat belt but the shoulder strap was under his armrest like the lap belt. That is how the instructions on the seat read. The cop said the shoulder restaint was not to be used so I got a ticket. I went to court and lost $50. I felt it was bullshit and still do!
Now I am completely fucked by a stupid system whose only goal is to rape you of every dime you make. Now this imagine if you will, you are driving your 60 Flx ambulance minding your own business, not speeding, not weaving or running any emergency equiptment. Just out enjoying some cool weather in a classic ambulance with a big smile and a hard on. Just a 20 minute drive to stretch her legs every month or so. Then you get a police tail for about 5 miles then he hits his lights pulls you over and writes you EIGHT tickets, completely fucking your month up. I was very polite and did not argue but pointed out why I felt the tickets were out of line. The cop was an arrogant dick two weeks out of the police academy who frankly could give a shit less. Do they not have anything better to do!
failure to use safety belt $15
Car never had any!
Failure to use signal $120
My car does not have any nor did it ever!
Color of lighting equiptment $70
My red emergency lights, they were not on and they are not even working right now!
Illegal equiptment siren, bell or whistle. $550
It was not on! and it is a fucking ambulance!
Improper use of licence plate $175
I have a restored 1960 Ohio tag on the front and rear bumpers and my current tag in the back window. It is illegal to have two different tags and illegal to have an expired tag on the vehicle.
improper display of licence plates $100
My Georgia tag was in the rear window and it must be in the tag mount.
Exsaust system requirments $70
My muffler is bad and the car is loud but no louder than one with glasspacks. There is still a full exsaust system!
Broken windshield $70
Yes it is broken, I agree with this ticket.
For a grand total of $1170 plus convenience fees! I have talked to a lawyer friend of mine and he will agree you are guilty when you walk in court and local governments are getting desperate for money. He said this is getting very common. Cops are writing 10X the tickets they were 6 months ago and a lot of the tickets are set ups and fraudulent but they know 95% of the people who get them pay with out question. Lawyer fees will be almost as much as the tickets and about the only time a lawyer is practicle is for a DUI or felony where jail time is possible. So it is best to represent myself and hope for a sympathetic judge with the risk of paying more or suck it up use my rent and food money to pay the fines and next time shoot the cop in the face and push his corpse into traffic. I seriously want to kill this motherfucker. I won't do anything wrong here but if I saw someone beating a cop on the side of the road I won't help the bastard. Fuck him. I will watch with a smile on my face. Next time I see a cops funeral on TV I will drink a beer and cheer as another scum bag takes a dirt nap. I don't recomend pulling a Brian Nickles courtroom shooting but I now understand his point of view.
Now I am completely fucked by a stupid system whose only goal is to rape you of every dime you make. Now this imagine if you will, you are driving your 60 Flx ambulance minding your own business, not speeding, not weaving or running any emergency equiptment. Just out enjoying some cool weather in a classic ambulance with a big smile and a hard on. Just a 20 minute drive to stretch her legs every month or so. Then you get a police tail for about 5 miles then he hits his lights pulls you over and writes you EIGHT tickets, completely fucking your month up. I was very polite and did not argue but pointed out why I felt the tickets were out of line. The cop was an arrogant dick two weeks out of the police academy who frankly could give a shit less. Do they not have anything better to do!
failure to use safety belt $15
Car never had any!
Failure to use signal $120
My car does not have any nor did it ever!
Color of lighting equiptment $70
My red emergency lights, they were not on and they are not even working right now!
Illegal equiptment siren, bell or whistle. $550
It was not on! and it is a fucking ambulance!
Improper use of licence plate $175
I have a restored 1960 Ohio tag on the front and rear bumpers and my current tag in the back window. It is illegal to have two different tags and illegal to have an expired tag on the vehicle.
improper display of licence plates $100
My Georgia tag was in the rear window and it must be in the tag mount.
Exsaust system requirments $70
My muffler is bad and the car is loud but no louder than one with glasspacks. There is still a full exsaust system!
Broken windshield $70
Yes it is broken, I agree with this ticket.
For a grand total of $1170 plus convenience fees! I have talked to a lawyer friend of mine and he will agree you are guilty when you walk in court and local governments are getting desperate for money. He said this is getting very common. Cops are writing 10X the tickets they were 6 months ago and a lot of the tickets are set ups and fraudulent but they know 95% of the people who get them pay with out question. Lawyer fees will be almost as much as the tickets and about the only time a lawyer is practicle is for a DUI or felony where jail time is possible. So it is best to represent myself and hope for a sympathetic judge with the risk of paying more or suck it up use my rent and food money to pay the fines and next time shoot the cop in the face and push his corpse into traffic. I seriously want to kill this motherfucker. I won't do anything wrong here but if I saw someone beating a cop on the side of the road I won't help the bastard. Fuck him. I will watch with a smile on my face. Next time I see a cops funeral on TV I will drink a beer and cheer as another scum bag takes a dirt nap. I don't recomend pulling a Brian Nickles courtroom shooting but I now understand his point of view.
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