Selling Mac into prostitution.

[60Buick]

I have deceided to get a second job and pimp Mac, any takers?

Give me some money and do what ever you want to him. No questions asked. I will even throw in a free ball gag! This offer is not only for the ladies, so any guys out there with a twinkle in your eye for Mac just let me know.

$2 hand job
$5 oral
$10 you can hit it for 20 minutes
$20 you can hit it for an hour

Add 25% if you are a guy and 50% for couples. Ball gag FREE!
Be sure to ask about gift certificates.

(free ball gag only applies till 10/30/07 and you must be over the age of 18 unless you have a parents signature stating you are over the age of 6)

[StrayCat]

So that is why he has dissappeared. Apparently the last group of guys never brought him back. That's theft of services man. I would sue.

[Bob Kinee]

Hmmmm....I got a $100 bill burning a hole in my pocket as we speak.

[StrayCat]

Damnitt Bob. Get that thing out of your mouth. You don't know where that's been. Now let's go get your teeth cleaned........

[deadbride]

Hey....I found Mac wondering around here in Augusta...and I'm keeping him....since nobody else seems to want him!!!! He's mine now!

[StrayCat]

I call bullshit. I have been trying to get in touch with his ass for a week, and he won't return any calls. So eventually i said fuck it. He'll call me if he wants.

[Psychoholic]

You can borrow him, but he is property of Walton County - so you'll have to pay rent on him. Fortunately he works for chinese food, cheap cigarettes and bootie. The more bootie you get him, the longer you can keep him.

[mdeanr]

I call bullshit. I have been trying to get in touch with his ass for a week, and he won't return any calls. So eventually i said fuck it. He'll call me if he wants.

i talked to you during the week.

[deadbride]

FINDERS, KEEPERS! Chinese food I can do. My hubby hates it and won't go out to eat it with me....So that works out perfect!

You can borrow him, but he is property of Walton County - so you'll have to pay rent on him. Fortunately he works for chinese food, cheap cigarettes and bootie. The more bootie you get him, the longer you can keep him.

[mdeanr]

[StrayCat]

Sorry. but I couldn't help but notice that she didn't say anything about the booty. MMMMHHMMMMM....Mac you fucking DOG.lol

[Psychoholic]

Mac you fucking DOG.lol

Has he started fucking dogs!??!


I knew the mans appetite was insatiable, but jesus man!

[StrayCat]

[deadgroom]

I'm Deadbride's husband. Ok guys I've never posted before, but please that's my wife..watch what you say, she's not a slut or a dog. I know alot of joking goes on and you're a good bunch of people. so watch it grow up..she's a beautiful lady.

[Psychoholic]

The hell are you talking about dude? We're saying that mac rolled up on some stray mutt and fucked it - has nothing to do with your ole lady.