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  • #16
    Originally posted by Custom Coffin Works View Post
    I don't know what you people are talking about?? Some of the best sex I've had was with them Vegitables..you just got to watch out for the feeding tube. Them come out of the nose too easy.
    For a second there I thought you were talking about shoving an eggplant up your ass. I'm not sure if I've gained more or less respect for you.

    However if it was the chick from Kill Bill I wouldn't blame you Just hope she don't wake up like in Kill Bill heh.

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    • #17
      I thought the same thing, Scary Guy. I've heard some strange stories about people using veggies for other things besides eating...

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Vampirate_Maiden View Post
        I thought the same thing, Scary Guy. I've heard some strange stories about people using veggies for other things besides eating...
        Well let me just clarify that I meant I love having sex with woman in catatonic states..wait. er a um....never mind...

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        • #19
          What gives anyone the right to kill a defenseless ear of corn or a green bean just so that they can eat?

          I like prime rib, with horseradish (real horseradish, not that stuff that's diluted with camel jism), and au jus. For a steak, though, I'll take a properly-aged ribeye, broiled medium rare charred. Very few broiler cooks can do it properly, but when they do, it's awesome.

          I'll also take a whole lobster, fresh from the tank. A lobster cook also has to know what he's doing, but I feel sorry for people who don't eat anything but the claws, legs and tails, except for a nice, big rock lobster tail.

          A good lobster or prime rib dinner in Vegas costs about a third what it does in Tucson, even away from the casinos. I dunno know why. There's a prime rib place in Vegas where you'd better order a small, because if you order a large prime rib, they practically put a whole cow on your plate. A small is about 2" thick.

          Here I am making myself hungry, and the only thing open are the drive-thru greasy laxative windows.

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          • #20
            "Meat is murder, and murder tastes great with Heinz 57" - Kelly Wells, 1998

            My statement is that I'll eat anything that had a soul. If cat was cooked right, I'd eat that motherfucker too. I have no qualms with eating people if I could get away with it legally, but I just can't imagine that you could net yourself a better steak from some asshole human than you could a nice lazy bull. Give me a nice sirloin with onions and mushrooms and a cold beer to drink with it and I'll show you a happy man.

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            • #21
              Vegetarians do not support "Steak and a Blowjob day"!

              And that is just unamerican!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Psychoholic View Post
                "Meat is murder, and murder tastes great with Heinz 57" - Kelly Wells, 1998

                My statement is that I'll eat anything that had a soul. If cat was cooked right, I'd eat that motherfucker too. I have no qualms with eating people if I could get away with it legally, but I just can't imagine that you could net yourself a better steak from some asshole human than you could a nice lazy bull. Give me a nice sirloin with onions and mushrooms and a cold beer to drink with it and I'll show you a happy man.
                I'm sure if you were to go to certain parts of China, you'd be real happy.

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                • #23
                  Except for I have ZERO interest in going to China - I 'prefer' cow, chicken, pig based foods - but I'd eat just about anything that lived if it was cooked well and tasted good.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Xanthus View Post
                    Vegetarians do not support "Steak and a Blowjob day"!

                    And that is just unamerican!
                    Here here!!!

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                    • #25
                      Now Chris….you are diss’ing some of the more famous people who are (or were when alive) vegetarians…..

                      Pamela Anderson, Brigitte Bardot, Albert Einstein, Nastassja Kinski, Richard Wagner, Gandhi, Leonardo Da Vinci, Christina Applegate, John Astin, Bob Barker, Kim Bassinger, Candice Bergen, Bill Cosby, Willem Dafoe, Doris Day, Danny DeVito, Dan Castellaneta, Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, Leonard Nimoy, Mary Tyler Moore, Alyssa Milano, Dennis Weaver, Cicely Tyson, Carrie Underwood, Fred Rogers (sorry...just thought the goat was neat looking here)

                      Not to mention these great ones….

                      Tom Cruise, Shaun Cassidy, Corey Feldman, Paris Hilton, Michael Jackson, Ricki Lake, Meat Loaf, Moby, Cloris Leachman, Prince, Joan Rivers, Brooke Shields, Jerry Seinfeld, Rick Springfield, Justin Timberlake, Reese Witherspoon

                      Then there was also…..

                      Adolph Hitler
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by JustGrim View Post
                        Then there was also…..

                        Adolph Hitler
                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_Law



                        Congratulations, you just lost the argument we were all in agreement upon!
                        Last edited by Scary Guy; 03-11-2009, 12:07 AM. Reason: funny gif

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                        • #27
                          How the fuck are going to call yourself "meat loaf" and be in a list of supposed vegiterians..........thats, like, fucked up.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by JustGrim View Post
                            Now Chris….you are diss’ing some of the more famous people who are (or were when alive) vegetarians…..

                            Pamela Anderson, Brigitte Bardot, Albert Einstein, Nastassja Kinski, Richard Wagner, Gandhi, Leonardo Da Vinci, Christina Applegate, John Astin, Bob Barker, Kim Bassinger, Candice Bergen, Bill Cosby, Willem Dafoe, Doris Day, Danny DeVito, Dan Castellaneta, Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, Leonard Nimoy, Mary Tyler Moore, Alyssa Milano, Dennis Weaver, Cicely Tyson, Carrie Underwood, Fred Rogers (sorry...just thought the goat was neat looking here)

                            Not to mention these great ones….

                            Tom Cruise, Shaun Cassidy, Corey Feldman, Paris Hilton, Michael Jackson, Ricki Lake, Meat Loaf, Moby, Cloris Leachman, Prince, Joan Rivers, Brooke Shields, Jerry Seinfeld, Rick Springfield, Justin Timberlake, Reese Witherspoon

                            Then there was also…..

                            Adolph Hitler
                            Ok, so of that list less than 10 are people that I would move out of the way of a moving car - now, compare that to the list of people who had great accomplishments AND ate delicious meat. How about some retarded assertions about correlation not being causality - the founding fathers ate meat, so people who do not eat meat clearly do not agree with the most basic principles of democracy and are grossly unAmerican!

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                            • #29
                              I have video proving that Pam Anderson does in fact eat meat! Big long OMG it's huge meat!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Psychoholic View Post
                                Except for I have ZERO interest in going to China - I 'prefer' cow, chicken, pig based foods - but I'd eat just about anything that lived if it was cooked well and tasted good.
                                Haha! I know you wouldn't really want to go there! I was just making a dumb joke. The point was to say that in China, they eat MANY things that we would not find to be normal. In fact, there was a time where eating people there was not that uncommon. Or so I read.

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