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Originally posted by dodgerider666 View PostHow did a religion thread get on if someone is gay or not ..............
Well shit fuck damn... I got here to late and you guys run him off before I could invite him over for a couple cans of FUCK OFF and ask him if he got jacked off by a priest when he was young or maybe he is a Chester himself... GIDDY-UP!!!
I seriously doubt that priests give reacharounds...if they had, no one would have complained.
Originally Posted by Mr big
You RECIEVE Christ not accept. It's not like Jesus is good enough for you
We started to get back on the fundie-bashing thing, which got boring in a hurry and killed the thread, but there was a resurrection...or was it an erection?
Hey I believe in the power of resurrerection. Every morning I wake up and somehow my dick's risen from the dead.
If there is a god, when I die I expect to find him laughing because the joke was on us and we seem to exist for his amusement. That sadistic asshole deity can blow me (assuming said deity is as hot or hotter than the representation of god from the movie Dogma.)
As far as blowjobs are concerned, though, isn't a blowjob a blowjob? If God has a long white beard as in some pictures, I can see how it might tickle a little, but the end result is gonna be the same. Just close your eyes and try to enjoy it.
No homo. If there is a god and he is gay and likes to give blowjobs I could care less who he blows as long as it isn't me.
Chacun son truc...it's really none of my business whether you have boys or girls, gods or mortals slobbering on your johnson.
For instance, I wouldn't have wasted my time trying to convince anyone that I'm not gay. I've had sex with both men and women, and I don't see how it really makes much difference. It's whatever you're in the mood for.
"Ain't nothin gay about getting your dick sucked... Hes the one thats gay for sucking dick."
Sounds like "It's not gay if your pitching"
Technically there is only one dick I love, and it's mine. That's about as gay as it gets for me.
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Thanks for the recap... summed it up pretty well.
Actually the atheist and gay movements have much in common as outlined here.
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Not to mention that the Boy Scouts of America discriminate against both groups as well seeing as how you can't join if you're attracted to the same sex and/or lack a belief in a god.
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Not to mention that the Boy Scouts of America discriminate against both groups as well seeing as how you can't join if you're attracted to the same sex and/or lack a belief in a god.
Didn't Groucho Marx state he would not belong to an organizaation that would accept him as a member?
Why would anybody be upset that a group of intolerant bigots don't want their company?
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Didn't Groucho Marx state he would not belong to an organizaation that would accept him as a member?
Why would anybody be upset that a group of intolerant bigots don't want their company?
Wait, I forgot what that was.
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Originally posted by Mohawk Freak View PostHey now, that's Mom and apple pie you're bashing there mister! America stands for freedom! Except when somone is different of course. Then they need to be shipped off to a death camp.
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Originally posted by Morella View PostBelieve me, it's OK to be different. If that were not so, I would have been the first one to die in the death camp. As it is, they couldn't even keep me locked up in the nut house for more than a week.
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