I just bought a new lawn mower, and one of the first things that I noticed when I unpacked it was a big sticker stating that it complied with all government safety regulations. *sigh* My lawn mower will not run unless I am constantly squeezing the handle. Yes, I let go of the handle and the engine dies. That's just fucking brilliant. So I can't stop mowing for a second and clear a tree limb, or a small child, out of the way of the mower without going to the trouble of starting the engine again? Why was this feature implemented? Because some drunken moron tried to reach underneath his mower with the engine running? What does that have to do with me, and my lawn mower?
Yes, I understand that Obama did not, personally, design my new lawn mower, but he is an icon for big government and stupidity, and so it fits.
Yes, I understand that Obama did not, personally, design my new lawn mower, but he is an icon for big government and stupidity, and so it fits.
Comment