The Zombie Outbreak HAS Begun!

[Chace]

"Patient Zero" was in Miami.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1548359.html

[pyro]

Better buy ammo now. If Nobama gets elected, no more guns.

[LMS]

It's all good, I have been preparing for this for many years.

[Psychoholic]

I"m pretty sure you're entire life has been in preparation of the Zombie apocalypse

[Chace]

Hey guys good news! It's not an isolated incident!

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[Abnorml]

How long would it take for people believe zombie are real?

[LMS]

How long would it take for people believe zombie are real?

If this were to turn into a real "zombie outbreak" caused by a bad strain of drugs ( I know, better odds of winning the lottery) most people would be in denial that it was real for a few weeks I think. The majority of the population would not accept that there was a real problem until it was to late.

This case however is as damn close to a "real zombie outbreak" as it gets. All we can really hope for is that whoever put this bad strain of drugs on the street keeps it up.
Oh wait, that's what I really hope for, not sure about the rest of you.

[sgath92]

Hey guys good news!

Day before this, also in FL:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

Same day as the face eating attack, also in FL:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

Now this in NJ:

http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2012/05/hackensack_man_critical_after_allegedly_stabbing_self_throwing_intestines_at_police.html

Or stuff like this happens every day or two and doesn't normally make national news.

[LMS]

Remember last year when the CDC came out with that zombie outbreak warning, then the next day said it was a joke?

Kinda wondering now.

[LorcinLS1]

Come on the government would never lie to us. The media is always going to report the real reasons for each individual case.

[Chace]

The "official" cause from the police has now changed 3 times....

the first time, PCP

The second "bad" LSD

Now they're saying he ate bath salts and was hallucinating

Also...this.

http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-...lly-be-upon-us

[Abnorml]

This might be the victims photos. NSFW!

http://gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim

[Psychoholic]

I think the entire thing is shenanigans! I mean c'mon, who amongst us hasn't been high as fuck on bath salts and decided to go eat the face off a homeless guy? Other than Chace working diligently on getting directions to Crenshaw and to getting these cheeseburgers, it's pretty much our #1 past time 'round these parts.

[60Crown]

Damn Josh! Viewed those images while eating bacon and eggs breakfast. Thanks for reminding that I forgot hot sauce.

[LMS]

Funny how quickly people start making jokes and things about this incident.

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This whole thing reminds me of that Cranberries song. Now how did that song go again... he's eating your head, he's eating your head, zombie, zombie......