The Zombie Outbreak HAS Begun!

[sgath92]

The attacker's mom has come out to say that he was "such a nice boy" and that police shouldn't have shot him to death.

Seriously.

The mother of the Miami Cannibal (who asked not to be identified) said: “He was a good kid. He gave me a nice card on Mother’s Day. Everyone says he was a zombie. He was no zombie. That was my son…”

“They could have tased him,” the Cannibal’s mother said.

http://www.wazaap.com/2012/05/31/son-zombie-miami-cannibals-mother-speaks/

[Scary Guy]

Well I do agree that they didn't need to shoot him. They could have just pulled him off.

[LMS]

Fuck that, shoot his ass dead.
If you are eating another persons face there is no hope for you.
The only bad part of the shooting was that the officer didn't hit the head shot first and had to waste a few more bullets on the guy.
Beside do you want to be the guy to grab someone who is eat people? The first cop to arrive was alone, he may have been over powered and turned into dessert. I would have shot as soon as I saw what was going on.

[Scary Guy]

Well how far away was backup?

The real problem is now psychologists can't studdy him to figure out where his mind fucked up. It's not every day you run into a cannibal and I think even more rare that you run into one that doesn't precook and take time to prepare the meal.

[sgath92]

Considering that the guy was so drugged up that he didn't care he was being shot, I don't think it would have ended well for the cop to try tasers first.

It wasn't until the 6th round went threw him that he went down. He simply didn't care.

[Scary Guy]

Considering that the guy was so drugged up that he didn't care he was being shot, I don't think it would have ended well for the cop to try tasers first.

It wasn't until the 6th round went threw him that he went down. He simply didn't care.

Damn, that reminds me of this:

[Abnorml]

New story from Maryland. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...and-heart.html

[LMS]

Heard about that one this morning. Damn, ate his heart and part of his brain. At least he killed the guy first though.
Still with all these events happening it kinda makes me wonder whats happening, or coming.

[sgath92]

Heard about that one this morning. Damn, ate his heart and part of his brain. At least he killed the guy first though.
Still with all these events happening it kinda makes me wonder whats happening, or coming.

Casually eating brains leads to things much worse than zombification, like CJD. That guy in Maryland should hope he caught part of the zombie outbreak, because if he is just a "normal" cannibal he could be in for a bad time.

[Scary Guy]

Casually eating brains leads to things much worse than zombification, like CJD. That guy in Maryland should hope he caught part of the zombie outbreak, because if he is just a "normal" cannibal he could be in for a bad time.

"Mad human disease"

Wait, does this mean he's going to start menstruating

[sgath92]

"Mad human disease"

Wait, does this mean he's going to start menstruating

Wiki has this to say about Kuru's disease [CJD caused by cannibalism]:

In the second stage, sedentary stage, the patient is incapable of walking without support, suffers ataxia (loss of muscle coordination) and severe tremors. Furthermore, the victim is emotionally unstable, depressed, yet having uncontrolled sporadic laughter.

[LMS]

I was thinking, if this was caused by shooting up bath salts then this is the best argument ever for the legalization of pot.
People who smoke pot don't go around eat faces like a zombie. If this guy could have just gone out and bought a bag of weed there would have been no need to turn to a dangerous substitute way of getting high.
So basically keeping pot illegal has started the zombie Apocalypse.

[LMS]

Looks like we have a few more to add today.
Man bit off large chunk of victim's face.
Man high on bath salts threatens to eat officer.
Woman bites bicep of victim and spits it in victim's face.

The links are here...

http://www.liberalsarehypocrites.org/?blogid=12898

[Scary Guy]

Thanks for that. I don't know what is funnier, the sites to the stories or the site you linked!

I need to go share this with the atheist group. It reminds me so much of the cause of Boobquake.

[travlinman]

Louisiana Man arrested after face-biting attack. Fox 8 new, New Orleans