The Zombie Outbreak HAS Begun!

[Scary Guy]

"High demand" my ass, but any excuse is a good one to sell ammo... or anything else for that matter.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/06/07/zombie-bullets-in-high-demand-following-flesh-eating-attacks/

[LMS]

I have 4 boxes of the zombie max ammo, 1 in .45 acp and 3 in 7.62x39. They sit on the shelf with all my other zombie and hearse stuff but the guns they fit are not far away. The boxes they come in are really cool, they have warnings about zombies, what to look for and what to/not to do.

[LMS]

Just heard on the radio this morning about a woman eating her baby, while looking for the story found this one...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/

[LorcinLS1]

Should be poster child for crazy crackhead

[Abnorml]

I say zombie or crackhead, shoot them in the head. Not much difference in them anyway.

[sgath92]

Another Florida case

...a man under the influence went into a fit of rage and bit a piece of someone’s arm off during a visit with his children. Much like the Miami face-eating attack, 26-year-old Charles Baker got naked, ate human flesh and wouldn’t go down without a fight

The suspect instead faced the deputies, tensing his body, clenching his fists and screaming. Baker, still naked, acted like he was going to rush the deputies...

[LorcinLS1]

You gotta check this out,, too funny

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154189/Video-sick-prankster-faking-Zombie-attacks-Miami-slammed-sick-dangerous.html

[LorcinLS1]

When you open link, scroll down to video,, warning it's possible to piss your pants laughing

[LMS]

That is some funny shit right there. He is just asking to get shot though.

[LMS]

...a man under the influence went into a fit of rage and bit a piece of someone’s arm off during a visit with his children. Much like the Miami face-eating attack, 26-year-old Charles Baker got naked, ate human flesh and wouldn’t go down without a fight

The suspect instead faced the deputies, tensing his body, clenching his fists and screaming. Baker, still naked, acted like he was going to rush the deputies...

Damn way to similar to the other one to just be coincidence.

[sgath92]

They're claiming that the only thing in the guy's [initial outbreak in Miami] system was weed. No bathsalts, PCP, etc.

The Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner said in a news release that the toxicology detected marijuana, but it didn't find any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs. Eugene also tested negative for adulterants commonly mixed with street drugs.

The department ruled out the most common components found in so-called bath salts, which mimic the effects of cocaine or methamphetamine and have been associated with bizarre crimes in recent months. An outside forensic toxicology lab, which took a second look at the results, also confirmed the absence of bath salts, synthetic marijuana and LSD.

Source

This only makes the story stranger.

[LMS]

Was discussing that with a friend earlier, neither of us ever heard of weed making someone eat a face while naked.
Something is going on here.

[Abnorml]

Here's another one. I wonder where the housemate was, I would have shot him myself.

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/man-bites-dog-eats-dog-high-spice/story?id=16660512#.T-wVP5Gz5oA

[sgath92]

Was discussing that with a friend earlier, neither of us ever heard of weed making someone eat a face while naked.
Something is going on here.

Maybe there's a new drug out there that our current spectrum of drug tests can't detect.

Or he just had a bad case of the munchies.

[LMS]

Or maybe some of these bath salts and synthetic weed causes severe damage that lasts long after the dug has left the system.