I have something I want to share with you

[Morella]

It seems to me that the secret of life rests not within one omnipotent being, but in tiny particles. Scientists recently found a meteorite in Australia which contained some of the building blocks of our DNA. That, and the minerals and ice found in comets, seems to indicate that everything needed to create life exists everywhere in space. The idea that everything in the universe is owned and controlled by one god, and that it only created life on one planet, out of the billions and trillions that are out there, just doesn't seem realistic to me. Supernatural things happen, this I know because I've experienced a few, so I'm not going to make the statement "There is no God". I will go as far as to say that I have never seen any real evidence to support the existence of any god.

It is difficult to answer questions like "Why do we have feelings like love, joy, or pain?" or "What is the purpose of life?" but I am content to throw out a "Damn if I know". I'm here, and I make the best of it. I love trees, ponds, puppies, horses, blue skies, thunderstorms...all of the natural things of the world. I don't know why they make me feel the way they do, but it's enough for me to know that they do.

As to why we have sickness, well, bacteria and viruses are just forms of life that are trying to survive, which is basically what life does. I've heard people say that they lost their faith in God because a loved one died and they didn't understand how the god could make them suffer so. How lame! If living things (people) didn't die, the world would be a very crowded place, wouldn't it? Death is just a part of life...be glad it's the last part! (unless you're a vampire)

With that said, I'm sure I have some hatemail from the religions forums. Dr. James Robertson is gonna go stamp out homosexuality! Praise Gaw-aw-aw-duh! Perhaps religion exists for my amusement.

[dodgerider666]

Well put

[Scary Guy]

If religion exists for our amusement it's not a very funny joke.

If there is a god, when I die I expect to find him laughing because the joke was on us and we seem to exist for his amusement. That sadistic asshole deity can blow me (assuming said deity is as hot or hotter than the representation of god from the movie Dogma.)

[dodgerider666]

(assuming said deity is as hot or hotter than the representation of god from the movie Dogma.)

LMAO Wooooot! for god having boobies! and Alanis Morissette is pritty hot

[Morella]

If religion exists for our amusement it's not a very funny joke.

To me it is, but in the past few years I've had to relearn something that I knew as a child...that you just can't go around taking life too seriously. People who take life seriously end up needing gods and governments to protect them from it, and that's never a good thing.

If there is a god, when I die I expect to find him laughing because the joke was on us and we seem to exist for his amusement. That sadistic asshole deity can blow me (assuming said deity is as hot or hotter than the representation of god from the movie Dogma.)

I was speaking to a fundy on one of the truck driver forums who said that God must be male because men used reason and logic, whereas women were motivated by their emotions. And silly me...I thought we referred to God as "He" because He had a penis.
As far as blowjobs are concerned, though, isn't a blowjob a blowjob? If God has a long white beard as in some pictures, I can see how it might tickle a little, but the end result is gonna be the same. Just close your eyes and try to enjoy it.

[Scary Guy]

No homo. If there is a god and he is gay and likes to give blowjobs I could care less who he blows as long as it isn't me.

Also, if there is a god he's male because women GET SHIT ON ALL OVER IN JUST ABOUT EVERY RELIGION THAT EXISTS. Basically they're only supposed to cook, clean, and spit out babies from their vaginas.

I hate religion and government, but still take life extremely seriously because the way I see it we only get one trip on this ball of dirt so we should damn well make it count.

[Morella]

No homo. If there is a god and he is gay and likes to give blowjobs I could care less who he blows as long as it isn't me.

Chacun son truc...it's really none of my business whether you have boys or girls, gods or mortals slobbering on your johnson.

Also, if there is a god he's male because women GET SHIT ON ALL OVER IN JUST ABOUT EVERY RELIGION THAT EXISTS. Basically they're only supposed to cook, clean, and spit out babies from their vaginas.

What does religion say about cooking and cleaning? If I remember my Old Testament crap, slaves did most of that sort of work. As for spitting out the babies, though, that would be a tough one for the men to manage, with or without the religion. I guess I'm missing your point.

I hate religion and government, but still take life extremely seriously because the way I see it we only get one trip on this ball of dirt so we should damn well make it count.

There I can almost agree with you, but since I only get one trip on this ball, I don't like to waste it by taking life too seriously and getting stressed out over it. For instance, I wouldn't have wasted my time trying to convince anyone that I'm not gay. I've had sex with both men and women, and I don't see how it really makes much difference. It's whatever you're in the mood for.

[dodgerider666]

That’s another thing the bible is a tad sexist Screwem to the walls I say! I don’t want a woman that’s all sissy and painted up like some Barbie doll

There I can almost agree with you, but since I only get one trip on this ball, I don't like to waste it by taking life too seriously and getting stressed out over it. For instance, I wouldn't have wasted my time trying to convince anyone that I'm not gay. I've had sex with both men and women, and I don't see how it really makes much difference. It's whatever you're in the mood for.

Agreed I try not stressing thing either and I could care less what someone’s sexual interests are for the most part lil kids is not cool but other than that good for them as long as they are happy and not doing in on my damn bed.

[v8nightmare]

No homo. If there is a god and he is gay and likes to give blowjobs I could care less who he blows as long as it isn't me.

"Ain't nothin gay about getting your dick sucked... Hes the one thats gay for sucking dick."

[Scary Guy]

"Ain't nothin gay about getting your dick sucked... Hes the one thats gay for sucking dick."

Sounds like "It's not gay if your pitching"

Technically there is only one dick I love, and it's mine. That's about as gay as it gets for me. Which is alright because it means my girl (and all of yours too) are at least part lesbian, which is kinda hot.

[Morella]

Sounds like "It's not gay if your pitching"

What if a woman is pitching it to another woman? Is that gay?

Technically there is only one dick I love, and it's mine. That's about as gay as it gets for me.

That's pretty gay, but, si t'a envie de taille ta propre pipe, j'en ai rien a foutre. Encore, à chacun son truc.

Which is alright because it means my girl (and all of yours too) are at least part lesbian, which is kinda hot.

I don't get it. Are you assuming that because you suck your own cock, women like to eat their own pussies as well. Is that what you're saying?

I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you're really this hung up on whether or not you're gay, you should probably be really clear about what you're saying, because if you get too vague, little confessions will start to slip out, or people might assume things that aren't really true, which of course is a problem only if you really care what people think about you.

[Mohawk Freak]

Scary, thanks for the videos you posted. Very good stuff.

[v8nightmare]

What if a woman is pitching it to another woman? Is that gay?

I would say about 65% Gay, but in a good way

That's pretty gay, but, si t'a envie de taille ta propre pipe, j'en ai rien a foutre. Encore, à chacun son truc.

That is pretty gay

I don't get it. Are you assuming that because you suck your own cock, women like to eat their own pussies as well. Is that what you're saying?

Makes sense



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[v8nightmare]

Technically there is only one dick I love, and it's mine. That's about as gay as it gets for me.

You dont try to pop it up and catch it in your own mouth do ya?

[Scary Guy]

That is pretty gay

That's because it was in French.

I don't get it. Are you assuming that because you suck your own cock, women like to eat their own pussies as well. Is that what you're saying?

No, I don't bend that way, and neither can most women. I mean not that I haven't tried when I was younger. However I don't think I would if I could since there would have to be a dick in my mouth. Besides it's easier to get my girlfriend to do it than to try to contort that way myself.

You dont try to pop it up and catch it in your own mouth do ya?

No, again that's what the girlfriend is for.